Her Royal Majesty just had a nice little jaunt across the Irish Sea to the Emerald Isle. The Big News is her almost apology for the actions of her country against Ireland. An almost apology? I don't know where to begin. Henry VIII and his daughters? Cromwell? When they stole our land and then made us pay rent for what we once owned? Being left with no other staple affordable then potatoes and the consequent famine when the potato blight came? The Troubles?